Shteve

A shexy man from the comedy 90s sitcom friends

Chandler:Shteve shteve was shexy

by Thankyou, I don't not care May 22, 2018

shteak

a jock or meathead, originated at Dartmouth College

The captain of the lacrosse team might be muscular but he couldn't explain existentialism if his life depended on it. What a shteak.

by Lolita June 23, 2004

shtum

adjective: to keep quiet, with regard to not talking about something.
Used throughout British Isles

You better keep shtum about that before the whole world knows!

by EvilOverlord September 20, 2004

shtuff

When you're about to say "shit" but decide to say "stuff" halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.

ex1: Mom, what's all this shtuff laying around?

ex2: OK class, put your shtuff away, it's nap time.

by IRTc_Alex September 6, 2005

shtup

To shtup, contrary to what these morons have written here, means, literally, to stuff. It comes from Yiddish.

Think about it -- how do you get from "nudge" to "fuck"?

Related: after a male shtups to completion, he speichs.

Parental (read: grandparents) usage: Just shtup all the bags into the car so we can be on our way.

Modern usage: Q: So, how did your date go last night? You give her a shtupping? A: Oh yeah, I shtupped her like a thanksgiving turkey, then speiched all over her face.

by amess May 10, 2010

Shtetl Pass

When a non-Jew is considered 'down with the Jews' and is given some degree of leeway by his Jewish friends to make Jew jokes and/or latkes.

A portmanteau of shtetl, the term for Jewish ghettos in Europe, and ghetto pass, a term expressing a similar concept with regard to African Americans.

"I get a shtetl pass. I once taught a Jewish girlfriend remedial Yiddish." ~Actual quote from the internet

"Abraham Lincoln gets a shtetl pass. He freed the slaves, and he was named Abraham."

by Televangelist August 3, 2012

shmeug

to take more than one's share.

While Alfred and Gertrude were sharing a slice of lasagna, Gertrude said, "Don't shmeug me!"

by Andy Malosky/Becca Regalado May 25, 2008