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Constitution Shredders

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!
The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!
by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2010
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paper shredder

the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.
wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?

husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.
by kc512 February 20, 2010
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Shreeded

When you own someone so hard he wants to kill himself, it is commonly used in video games but can also be used in real life.
"Lol git gud you suck xd"
"I just shreeded ye in a 1v1 fam"
*Leaves Skype and commits suicide*
by SimonPl0x October 19, 2016
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Shreads

Literally a hybrid of (or short for) Shitty Dreads. When a person has those nasty, un-cared for dread locks and doesn't seem to care that they look like a bum.
Dude: "Omg man, check out the Shreads on that guy!"

Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"

Dude: "Roflmao!"
by St0rmBreaker June 25, 2009
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cock shredder

getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.
Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010
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shreditation

The act of clearing ones mind through shredding the gnar brah. Sometimes done with headphones or after a fresh Mary Jane head change, you feel me?
I can’t meet your parents today, I have a shreditation session up at Keystone.
by Leroybrownthewizard December 2, 2018
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Stredditer

Short for Stereotypical Redditer. pl. Stredditer

Someone who endorses shitposts that a stereotypical redditer would upvote. This only applies to certain topics that are either over used or completely unfunny

Some Topics include but not limited to:
Big Chungus, Keanu Reeves, Fortnite bad Minecraft good, JoJo, Hazbin Hotel bad, Big Mouth bad, clown emoji, and Minecraft memes
Person 1: I love Minecraft memes unironically
Person 2: You’re such a Stredditer
Person 1: 🤡
by 34huvane December 23, 2019
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