SHREDS

1. Only the coolest guy you'll EVER meet!

"omg its shreds off myspace"
"omg and he has a beard <3"
"omg lets go subside"
"omg get up off the floor, remove your hand from my knee and let go off my beard"
"ROFLAARP"

by beard4eva October 30, 2007

shredding

when someone who had braces gives a guy a blow job

i hope lol starts shredding me even though it might hurt

by jordan ar's friend January 1, 2010

Shredded

To totally dominate the scales in scateboarding/snowboarding radness.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see me shred that rail?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro dude you totally shredded that rail"

by Devysaures November 17, 2015

shredded

extreme state of intoxiction from marijuana use often noted by staggering vision(like the picture lags) numbness of legs and arms very pleasurable feelings and sometimes paranoia,stoned,blazed,high

damn sammy smoked so much he was shredded

by Juan Gil April 25, 2005

Shredded

Shredded: So buff and so without body fat, that the lines and how toned one is, is as if their muscles have been shredded and glued back together is an attractive way.

Girl: Dayummm, dat boi is hwot!

Other girl: That man is a meat-headed, shredded machine!

by Truddledomotiquilurffluhop December 3, 2018

Shreds

Something that you like very much.

This pizza shreds!

by Tar Star September 7, 2013

shred

a sub-genre of heavy metal that is focused very fast, very complicated guitar solos. Most shredders are virtuosos. Shred song rarely has vocals, and has no mainstream appeal whatsoever. It is only popular with guitar players

Well-Known shredders: Joe Satriani, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Jason Becker, Marty Friedman, Michael Angelo

by Zaal' Goron May 21, 2005