hovering knuckle

An alcoholized drink that hits the drinker by surprise shortly thereafter. (i.e. the image of a hovering fist suddenly clobbering the drinker)

Man, that tequila shot was a total hovering knuckle!

by sitnduck June 22, 2008

slavering fangs

Fangs that slaver, i.e. the fangs of a grue. When it is mentioned on the Internet, it nearly always refers to the grues of Zork.

>up
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> north
Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!

**** You have died ****

by an elite December 4, 2009

Stobering

Stumbling around as though intoxicated, but completely sober.

Hey, look at John stobering around in the kitchen.

by TheJuuster October 12, 2011

phovering

the act of constantly looking at a phone in the hopes of a boy friend or girlfriend texting back.

i was phovering all night that my phone died

by joebob the hillbilly July 2, 2012

Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

phone hovering

The act of hanging around the home telephone, not doing much more than waiting for a "call-back" as promissed by the recorded message you left; the computer generated "we will call you back with-in XX minutes; or even if you happen to get a "live person", who states "I'll get right back to you"! Hovering or remaining near the phone so as not to miss a call, which in most cases, NEVER HAPPENS! Usually from a GOVERNMENT AGENCY, but not limited to that. A cordless phone would be a "Hoverphone"

I spent my whole day "PHONE HOVERING" to find out if my Health Coverage is in effect.

by CWFF January 16, 2014

Colleen Hovering

To arouse a female sexually in the form of written communication.

We couldn't FaceTime, so I had to colleen hoover her in order to send me scandalous pics.

We see each other tomorrow for the first time in 3 weeks, so I was colleen hovering her all day today by explaining what I would do to her when I see her tomorrow.

by XxWalnutChickenxX December 19, 2022