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Shortznob

a person, addicted to completing the New York Times Sunday crossword in ink, for whom this is a method of shoring up feelings of self-worth and intellectual pride. Derived from Will Shortz, editor magnus for the Times, it is an affliction common to several million people.
I'm a Shortznob, but in the words of Woody Allen,I need the eggs.
by magill March 20, 2008
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Gage Shorter

A word used to describe fat gay kids, who attempt to act drunk but in reality sound retarded. The person tries to pick fights with others, but often pussies out and gives excuses of his absence to the fight.
"That guy just pulled a Gage Shorter."
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link shortener

'Link Shortener' is a type of website and/or service that will turn your long URLs such as urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=link+shortener into a shorter URL such as bit.ly/18Zt8JM
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shortee

Shortee is recognized as one of the most diverse & technically skilled female DJs in the world & her career is highlighted by an unparalleled series of firsts. The #1 female scratch DJ & dubbed "Queen of the Scratch World" by DJ Times. Shortee spins hip hop, drum & bass, house & breaks. Learn more www.djshortee.com
dj shortee is queen of the scratch world!
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As in "What's your location?" Truckers ask other truckers this question in an attempt to triangulate smokey's location.
Bud says, "Jed, you might wanna mind your meter, the bear is round the bend."

Jed says, "that's a 10-4, whats your 20"?

Bud: marker 27.

Jed: I got my eyes on.

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often shortened to: "what's your 20?" or just 20? when texting
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Shorterism

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”
by shorterswife November 3, 2020
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