strawberry shortcake

1. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, butter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. After you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar.
2. Popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. Returned in 1991, then 2002-present.

1. I want some strawberry shortcake!
2. I remember watching Strawberry Shortcake back in the 80's...

by ChoujinkiMetalder December 28, 2005

Joel's Shortcut

In math, when stuck on a problem, especially a proof in geometry (which are useless and a waste of time) the answer will always = Joel's Shortcut, the universal answer too all.

If a = b & b = c & the sum of the earth is 1, then what does FISH = ?
FISH = Joel's Shortcut of course

by sparky winsor February 19, 2005

Strawberry ShortCake

When you eat a girl out with her period.

Yo dude i heard he gave her a strawberry shortcake at the party.

by Dasiy Love July 7, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake

A broke bitch.

Strawberry = a really sweet girly girl
Shortcake = short on cake (which means money)

Friend: Omg I literally hate her she's so f*cking pretty
Me: Yeahhh but I heard through the grapevine she's a real strawberry shortcake....

by blanco_fifteen November 21, 2019

Shortcation

A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A short vacation because of lack of funds or time.

Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.

by tomco June 18, 2014

Shortcake Time

The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.

It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.

by Sir William Brownbotton III December 4, 2017

Runge Shortcut

1. The way that has the best chance of seeing deer

2. The absolute longest way to where your going that will most likely make you late

3. The route you are taking when you have no idea where you are

We were an hour late because it's the middle of hunting season and John took a Runge Shortcut

by Tierd of driving November 26, 2009