being shoeshine

making out with a dude 4 times and claiming to be straight

dude dont try and make out with me, im not being shoeshine.

did u hear about allan being shoeshine?

by Clifton Huxtable April 10, 2007

shoeshine limbo

that moment where you cum on a girl's face so she becomes blind and can't find her shoes and is walking all over the place like she's doing the limbo.

person one: what did you do last night?
person two: a guy came on my face an i couldn't find my shoes. now i'm blind
person one: ooohhh... you mean shoeshine limbo?
person two: sure...

by jamrinne October 1, 2011

Mexican Shoeshine

The green tinted stain you gets on the white parts of your shoes from mowing the lawn.

Damn, this Mexican Shoeshine is costing me a small fortune in shoes.

by zrity November 15, 2011

shortskin

shaaawt-skeeeen

opposite of longskin aka fat chicks.
shortskin is a positive compliment about SHORTIES. (or attractive females)
they usually come in pairs.

GIRRL WHY YO SKEEEN SO SHORT?

"yo, whats up shortskin?"

by shortskin101 August 27, 2008

Irish shoeshine

When someone swipes a dirty mop over your shoes at the restaurant, usually support staff like bussers or dishwashers at the end of the night when they're stoned, not paying attention, and trying to go home for the evening.

The dishwasher just gave me the Irish shoeshine. What a dick.

by Worst Waiter in Los Angeles December 10, 2010

Cincinnati Shoeshine

When you stick your foot so far up someone's ass that you get shit on it.

I gave that fucker a Cincinnati Shoeshine and now my toes smell.

by Bobaznut January 19, 2009

shlonshkin/wrench

This is what my mom calls my dog. She usually yells THE WRENCH or something along those lines when she gets home.

"THE WREEEEENNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Said my mother.

Shlonshkin/wrench

by Elbow Picke November 6, 2017