A helpful, kind, handsome guy who always loves his homies. Can cook, do karate and boxing but still single.
Shinchan.
by .##&. November 23, 2021
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A shonce is someone who has a sexual interest in children but lacks the ability to carry it out covertly, ultimately leading them to being caught.
A shonce is someone who has a sexual interest in children but lacks the ability to carry it out covertly, ultimately leading them to being caught.
Unlike Jimmy Saville, Cavan was caught the first time he had access to a child therefore was branded a shonce.
by Matt.Ed May 30, 2022
Get the Shonce mug.The most fucking AWESOME thing in the world. We showchoir kiddies dance and sing and perform, and the choir teachers love us. People think that it isn't a sport, but they can SUCKIT~ because they know that we are awesome and they are just jealous... :)
YOU: -after showchoir performance- *walks up to our showchoir and snaps fingers in my face* HELLOOO?! Boring showchoir person? Listen to me, you sparkling SMURF.
ME: Oh, HELL naw. :|
(the showchoir circles you as I kick your lilly ass)
YOU: I'm sorry!!!!!
ME: *laughs maliciously, wringing hands* I didn't hear you...
ME: Oh, HELL naw. :|
(the showchoir circles you as I kick your lilly ass)
YOU: I'm sorry!!!!!
ME: *laughs maliciously, wringing hands* I didn't hear you...
by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O April 14, 2009
Get the Showchoir mug.Slut, whore, ripper, bop, beezy, stroke, cabby. Female who is loose with sex and loose between the legs. May also be shortened to slonch donk.
by SB Anon December 8, 2010
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That shoch woman had a shochie but they dont know who the father is
That shoch woman had a shochie but they dont know who the father is
by Yoshi Yoshelovits October 20, 2010
Get the Shochie mug.The collection of squeaks and other annoying noises made by a multitude of wet shoes on a hard floor. Winter is a great time of year to hear a shoechestra because of all the melted snow. Shoechestras are often made of from about five people, and the high pitched squeaks often register a few octaves below Justin Beiber's voice, however many find shoechestras to be much more pleasant to listen to by comparison
Hank: "wow my shoes are squeaking!"
Dean: "mine too, and listen to all those other people, they're squeaking up a storm!"
Hank: "It's like some kind of shoechestra"
Dean: "hey wait up, I'm out of tune"
Hank: "what the hell? oh you're tying your shoe"
Dean: "mine too, and listen to all those other people, they're squeaking up a storm!"
Hank: "It's like some kind of shoechestra"
Dean: "hey wait up, I'm out of tune"
Hank: "what the hell? oh you're tying your shoe"
by Doctor.R December 8, 2010
Get the Shoechestra mug.“Ew. The carpet needs to be cleaned. It’s stonch.”
“Look at that trashy hoe. Her outfit is stonch.”
“Your mom is stonch.”
“Look at that trashy hoe. Her outfit is stonch.”
“Your mom is stonch.”
by miss steal yo girl September 6, 2022
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