Shelf

Unworthy, meaningless in a joking way

Me: what should we do tonight?
Him: we could go putt put golfing
Me: don't be so shelf

by Kaca6 December 3, 2020

dork shelf

a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display

Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.

by supirio March 9, 2010

Surround Shelf

Similar to a booty shelf, but it goes all the way around. Big booty, hips, and breasts.

Jon: David, check out the surround shelf.

David: That's a great shelf. I could fix my car's transmission on that surround shelf.

by JonTheMac May 4, 2010

Dusty book shelf

After having sex with a girl you cum on her and smear it every where.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a dusty book shelf.

I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.

by noah123321 December 4, 2011

Shohf

shoft verb, shohfed, shohf-ing

1. The act of Sweeping Her Off Her Feet

Jonathan failed to shohf Megan Fox.

by bigbadbearzy December 28, 2009

shelfood

Books that people put on a shelf without ever reading them, even though they think they eventually will, but mainly to give the impression of being well-read.

A friend is going over your books on the shelf.

- friend : " - Title of the book -, wow, is that a good book?"
- you : "I don't know, I have not read it yet."
- friend : "Yeah right ... shelfood!"

by hansome hyena July 5, 2012

Trophy Shelf Tities

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010