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Shelf

Me: what should we do tonight?
Him: we could go putt put golfing
Me: don't be so shelf
by Kaca6 December 3, 2020
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dork shelf

a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display
Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.
by supirio March 9, 2010
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Surround Shelf

Similar to a booty shelf, but it goes all the way around. Big booty, hips, and breasts.
Jon: David, check out the surround shelf.

David: That's a great shelf. I could fix my car's transmission on that surround shelf.
by JonTheMac May 4, 2010
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Dusty book shelf

After having sex with a girl you cum on her and smear it every where.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a dusty book shelf.

I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.
by noah123321 December 4, 2011
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Shohf

shoft verb, shohfed, shohf-ing

1. The act of Sweeping Her Off Her Feet
by bigbadbearzy December 28, 2009
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shelfood

Books that people put on a shelf without ever reading them, even though they think they eventually will, but mainly to give the impression of being well-read.
A friend is going over your books on the shelf.

- friend : " - Title of the book -, wow, is that a good book?"
- you : "I don't know, I have not read it yet."
- friend : "Yeah right ... shelfood!"
by hansome hyena July 5, 2012
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Trophy Shelf Tities

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.
The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.
by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010
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