shoeicide

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.

Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...

by That-teenage-girl-next-door June 2, 2011

Shoeing

To violently beat another - literally a shoe In.Also see hiding.

Lamp him give the bastad a shoeing

by El Cholo May 9, 2004

shoeism

Shoeism is a culture formed by shoeists and they pray to the great shoe God and in order to please him they suck on the aglet of a shoelace and when they do so they are rewarded with eternal youth as long as they perform the task every night.

I study shoeism every night in order to please the great shoe god

by The great shoeist January 22, 2015

Shoaib

A good guy with big booty . Has a good mind . But very cunning person at times . Picks up chicks easily

He looks like shoaib

by ✨batman✨ July 18, 2018

Shoggi_

An absolute CHAD of a Twitch streamer. He gets all the women and twitch prime. His ungodly PogChamp power is what makes him the coolest and best guy around.

"Hey did you see Shoggi_ on twitch?"
"Hell yeah, he's a fucking GOD"

by Shoggi June 26, 2021

Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease

A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.

Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.

by Bob Trivioni September 23, 2008

shobitch

Shobitch, a word that describes a woman who will go through any lengths to get attention.

Damn bro your really dating a Shobitch, huh?

by Demonking420 September 10, 2020