shoebox

A substituted word for 'cool' used by people looking for another synonym for the word. It comes from the fact that 'ccol' in German is 'locker' and a locker in English is a box for shoes.

Riccy: I just found a tree that looks like a urinal!
Zettlen: Shoebox!

by Svelter September 25, 2006

shoebox in the closet

When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah

"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)

"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."

by Phil Fairhurst April 19, 2007

Shoebox

When a person comes out as liking feet.

Guy 1: Did you hear Landon came out of the Shoebox?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard he likes feet too.

by Feetrule69 May 11, 2018

shoebox

a safe haven for homosexuals

"lets head over to the shoebox. Ben n Ant will be there"

by anthonysfringe June 12, 2006

Shoebox_Shoes

Me on the homestarrules forums

Shoebox_Shoes is a cool guy.

by Shoebox_Shoes October 12, 2003

The Jamaican Shoebox

The act of cumming on to a partners shoes and shoving the cumstained shoes into any orifice.

I bought shoes the other night just to give her the Jamaican Shoebox

by succmedry July 21, 2016

shoebox

guys that are obsessive with their shoes.

Look at the group of shoeboxes over there, They used a whole box of q-tips on one shoe.

by Liv Manning December 8, 2004