boong shniff

a particulary smelly anus, generally sniffable through the pants, by the general public

Oi Bradley, you need to have a shower bro I can smell you boong shniff from here!

I'm shaving my boong shniff, i'm getting it all shaved off!

by oates bag August 1, 2011

rape shuffle

The rape shuffle is aptly named from the movement often done by a rapist in movies when attempting to rape a man or woman from behind. The man will come up behind the victim and put his feet between the victims feet and shuffle them outward in an attempt to spread the victims legs apart pre-insertion

1. The shuffling movement a rapist does with his feet to spread apart a man or woman's feet in order to rape her. (See bates motel episode 1 with keith summers and Norma in the kitchen for a prime example)

Usage me: "Oh shit here comes that rape shuffle!" Bystanders "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

2. An amazing dance move often accompanied by awkward hip thrusts and pulling motions with your hands. This dance move typically gets the performer laid and renders the need to perform an actual rape shuffle on a victim unnecessary.

Usage: "did you see that guy rape shuffling all over the dance floor last night?"

"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"

"Is it wrong that my favorite part is when he does the rape shuffle to get her legs apart"

"Did you see that guy rape shufflle all over the dance floor last night?"

"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"

by Imma Jonster December 12, 2016

sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle

by sethmad October 1, 2020

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

Shnaffy

Something that is absolutely amazing.

Wow that outfit you are wearing today is so shnaffy

by Nelufas October 11, 2019

Pocket Shuffle

The act of putting your hands in your pocket to readjust your testicles and on occasion penis. Sometimes even to conceal an erection.

I've been in the sun all day and my balls are sticking to my thys. Watch my back as I Pocket Shuffle.

by Albert Winthorpe July 21, 2017

Pig Snuff

Pig Snuff a genre of snuff films in which a police officer murders someone on camera. The police typically face no consequences for these actions in many countries, and are often available for free on sites like YouTube, and even mainstream news websites without having to deal with problems like "the deep web" or the shady world of VHS collectors. Generally considered to be the worst genre of snuff films by hardcore collectors.

A: Did you hear what happened our old homie we grew up with?
B: Yeah, I heard he was killed by the police at a routine traffic stop. It's tragic.
A: It's worse than that dawg, they got a whole ass Pig Snuff film of it uncensored and leaked on YouTube. They're saying they can't use it in court cuz it was leaked.
B: Damn dude, guess that pig tryna become a slab a bacon? No cap

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns January 17, 2021