Shnerdbaumer

1.) A shnerd whom tries to accomplish an act, or may try to dive into a situation, but fails epicly.
2.) One who may happen to falsify information in order to look cool or be noticed.
3.) One who has been viewed as being a complete failure whilst thinking they are being smart or have succeeded.

Person #1: Hey did you hear about what happened to frank?
Person #2: No man what happened to him?
Person#1: Well it happened like this...
Shnerdbaumer: I was there. He got drunk and pissed on my grandmother while we were at that large penis convention.
Person#1: Not even close dude.
Person#2: What a shnerdbaumer!

by Asuraku January 21, 2009

shnerker

A word used when you can't remember the proper word

John: Hey David can you pass me that shnerker Please.

David. What? The remote ?
John. Yeah that's it.

by John Hodgey October 8, 2016

Sherf

Sheriff

Have ya seen the sherf 'round 'ere?

by Noav_ June 7, 2021

snerfels

Generic white rice to be added as the starch component to a hot dish, such as Goonch Mloop Snerfels. White rice served as a side dish and not a component of a hot dish is known as "rice".

Al-righty then, the snerfels are ready, and here is the mloop. God damn it Randy! You burned the goonch! Now I will have to open a can of 'na!

by Hunding June 7, 2011

snerf

A snerf is a person who sniffs a recently vacated bicycle seat

"What's Fred doing to that kid's bike?"
"He's smelling the seat! What a snerf!"

by smattnc February 22, 2010

shnarf

A race of intelligent cat-like creatures, Snarfs are plump, fuzzy and kind. Snarf are known to end their sentences with the phrase, "snarf, snarf!" Can be used as an exclamaition or just a random word at the end of the scentence.

"The terrorists attacked, Shnarf!!"
"What's that Shnarf Shnarf"

by Frommie lad! March 1, 2008

shnerple

i dont know, but it's fun to say

shnerple

by Danielle April 27, 2003