Shmoffle

Thats right bitch made you look now fuckoff jason

Jason is a shmoffle

by GDS klutch May 28, 2018

shmooley

a type of person that is mentally very slow. Basically a retard.

Me: Whats good boss

Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley

by chicken 2 September 22, 2020

Shmooble

An automobile that drives through sand.

I took my shmooble to work today.

by Googa pump July 23, 2021

Shmoogle

It’s a smart ass version of google search but you have to use shm in the beginning of search

I’m going to shmoogle what does Shmeow mean it will tell me it’s a drug

by Demongodslayer69 August 23, 2021

Shmoodle

Well I didn't realise this became a word haha its my nickname my ex used to call back in 1997! Now it's also a dog breed omg 🤣🤣 my origin is sexual lol my sons dad used to kiss my neck from behind and say how bout you give up that smoo to me lol 🤣 then it became yo shmoodle,, on go! He was ex army always quoting army lines and then it was changed again its became the name for my VAGiNA haha he called it my shmoodleBERRY and of course he'd call me it in public to embarrass me it was my pet name for many many years now it's a dog breed, thats a classic.. Well its a cutesy name now y'all know what a shmoodleberry really is, Ironically not a dog breed at all haha.. 🐈 ⬛

Hey baby, I'll be your shmoodleBerry, omfg haha...

by Satan's Angel. December 22, 2021

Shmoodle

Platonic cuddling and making out, without the intention of taking it further. It is shared between two persons of any gender, who have a genuine affection towards each other while respecting each other's personal space. No strings attached and zero expectancy, Shmoodling is purely for serotonin and stress relief while making someone you care about feel loved and valued.

This is my best friend Leo, we love to Shmoodle after a fun night out!

by Leiboii May 14, 2022

shmoogle

He is a real shmoogle this demented pile of human waste in the White House.

Shmoogle is a mixture of urine, puke, come and feces.

by Shmoogle Biden July 22, 2023