Shlogpper

Derived from the two words 'Slut' and 'Whopper'.

An offensive term used to insult a large overweight female who gets around.

Awwwww shlogpper!!

by thatmaxguy123 June 10, 2010

Shlopp

To accidentally step on the back of someone's heel whilst walking behind them. An exchange of apologies usually takes place after a shlopp has occurred.

That guy totally just shlopped me and didn't even apologize.

Dude seriously, stop shlopping me.

by Pepe.Silvia March 4, 2011

Sklorphing

The act of diddling a person until they throw up.

Bob"hey Tom,Josh and I sklorphing toda, wanna join?"
Tom"ok but I don't want to throw up that bad"

by Philmahcrakin September 30, 2011

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shlorbinov

When your girl farts on your dick and then sucks it off

My girl gives me the best shlorbinovs

by Hiknorm December 12, 2021

shloopka

hitting a hooka bong in a girls asshole while taking a shit and singing hallelujah

my mom gave me a shloopka to help me sleep better at night

by scooby master June 8, 2023

Weedle slorp

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022