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The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.
Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...
by YAWA July 9, 2017
Get the schloppy boobs mug.When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.
Jerry: This Lady is crazy. Her bill was $500. She's already removed enough items to bring it down to $100 and she STILL doesn't have enough money.
Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!
Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!
by autobot85 August 4, 2010
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There are a few infomercials on during the day but at night they are featured on nearly every channel. Big Business knows that as consumers, our guard is down at night, so they capitalize by only feeding us shopping options.
"Shopping hangover" applies to infomercials as well as online shopping - since after around 11 p.m. people start to feel the need to buy everything they've ever thought about...and some things they haven't.
There are a few infomercials on during the day but at night they are featured on nearly every channel. Big Business knows that as consumers, our guard is down at night, so they capitalize by only feeding us shopping options.
"Shopping hangover" applies to infomercials as well as online shopping - since after around 11 p.m. people start to feel the need to buy everything they've ever thought about...and some things they haven't.
"Dude - when I checked my e-mail this morning and had 17 congratulatory messages from eBay, I was hit with the biggest shopping hangover! What did I DO last night?"
by Rusty Pierce December 27, 2007
Get the shopping hangover mug.In World War 2, Italy could be said to be schloppi in their decision to swap sides.
Laura schloppi really looks like noel fielding.
Laura schloppi really looks like noel fielding.
by AOKOAK October 31, 2009
Get the Schloppi mug.The act of giving someone Oral sex that is so pleasing that it is irresistible. The best form of Oral sex possible. Shlop bop is very messy and can result in saliva and ejaculation to be everywhere. No other form of head compares to this. It is better than normal top. Often used in western Pa.
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