shass

a codeword/synonym for the expletive shit that can be used in school without any punishment

' AY bro ur so SHASS at fifa get on my level

by aahthecheeks May 6, 2020

slass

The word was invented by my buddy in 1989. He was making mac and cheese, but had no butter. He spit in the mix, instead. Me and another guy were watching, and he looked up guiltily. He said, "I can't believe I did that. It's so sleazy. It's so assinine. It's... slass." We all busted up laughing. Therefore the definition means "part sleazy, part assinine; both sleazy and assinine." The word has since grown to mean something more along the line of "generally negative."

Dude, that paint job on that guy's car is slass. OR Dude, you are slass.

by Will April 4, 2004

shlastastic

An adjective describing a great way of troubleshooting software problems.

Man, I totally found the most shlastastic way to get this duel network card to broadcast.

by The man who would be tan April 29, 2005

Splass

When you are taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes your asshole, it is a splass. Most common used is past tense: splassed

"Damn it, I just splassed myself in that public bathroom!"

by Airwayangler January 4, 2012

slassy

a classy form of sleaziness.

Yo, that bitch's outfit is soo slassy. Its like she took her crack money to holt renfrew.

by debo-bjobs October 26, 2006

slassy

a style of dress for females that is a cross between slutty and classy (ie. whore-ish looking formal wear)

"Yo, did you see Melinda at the New Year's Eve party the other night? She was looking slassy!"

by Taff Dogg January 12, 2008

Shaasshole

derogatory word used to describe of Shaant Hacikyan, lead singer of Cute Is What We Aim For, as he is often an asshole who treats people like shit and hits on 14 year old girls. A word had to be created to describe the level of his supreme douche-i-tude.
the term also may be used to describe someone as the biggest asshole possible, even if they are not Shaant.

Bobby: FUCK YOU!
Tommy: Dude, don't be such a Shaasshole.

Kid: "HEY SHAANT! CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?!"
SHAANT: "hah. Keep walking."
Kid: What a fucking Shaasshole.

*QUOTED BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

by berenika December 3, 2006