-in basketball when someone shoots and the shot goes no where near the basket, but the ball happens to fall into an open team member's hands, it's not quite a shot, but not quite a pass. it's a shass!
"Man, did you see Bryan's shass in that game? Lucky for him, Stephen got the ball and laid it in."
Any one of a number of words used to signify a grumbling discontent in instant messaging communications. The word is made up of letters closely spaced on the querty keyboard.
I'm going out to have my smoke seeing as I am unable to eat more berties, .grumble .........grumble......sassafrassa....
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.