shithooks

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

by 000 October 20, 2003

shitfoot

A spectator sport - Shitfoot is a game played after stepping in a shit. 2 or more players required. Step 1) Accidentally tread in a random shit. Step 2) Loudly voice your disgust to raise attention levels of witnesses Step 3) Start deciding who, out of the laughing witnesses, will be your target. Step 4) Raise the offending shitfoot and chase your target in a hopping/running style while they freak out. Step 5) Clean and sterilize the unfortunate foot so it is ready for your next game of Shitfoot

I really enjoyed that game of Shitfoot yesterday!
The dog has instigated yet another game of shitfoot!
Shitfoot - a game the whole family can play!
Alissa and I love a good game of shitfoot!

by Random J April 9, 2011

ShitZor

Derived from Shit, as in Holy Shit (OR simply ShitZor)I wanna park my tuck in her garage.

May also be negative.

"ShitZor!, Damn that nigglet is boobtastic"

"ShitZor I just got Capped by that nigglet"

by Pimp Masta J May 23, 2004

Shithoodled

The act of being ridiculously drunk to the point where you get crazy eyes and you're doing and saying some of the most absurd things imaginable.

"Yo dude, you were so shithoodled last night that you did lines off of a hooker's ass then brought that 14 year old back to your room saying that all you wanted to do was 'sexual things'."

by finestblackchina May 21, 2010

Shithook

Derogatory name given by soldiers to the ancient CH-47 Chinook helicopter, many of which have been flying since the late 60s and early 70s. They are interesting choppers, but have a bad tendency to be shot down in places like Iraq.

Joe:"Hey, have you heard from Smitty?"
Chris:"Yeah, he just flew in on a shithook, and is glad to be alive."

by Corporal Grumpy May 19, 2006

shithooked

So damn drunk your ass don't remember shit...
Also see shit faced...

Belly Ray Was Shithooked This Weekend...

by BigMosh September 30, 2007

shittooed

To get unbelievably drunk.

"Dude, we went out the other night, and Ben drank like 10 tequila shots and got totally shittooed"

by Jenna Mitchell July 3, 2008