Skip to main content

shitening

The spawn of a shitstorm often seen in the distance before the storm hits. Shitening destroys all it hits.
Off in the distance chad could see the shitening, and knew the boss would have bad news.
by ddeckchair May 3, 2010
mugGet the shitening mug.

shitingle

When u.poop on a roof
Man he shitingle on.my.roof
by dabeast55 February 21, 2014
mugGet the shitingle mug.

testicle shiting rectal wart

1. YOU
by Juggalo3879 June 2, 2010
mugGet the testicle shiting rectal wart mug.

public shiting

Where a person shits in public anywhere outside of a public toilet. Sometimes homeless people do it but a lot of people do it because they are tired of society's rules.
John pratices public shiting.
by Deep blue 2012 August 23, 2010
mugGet the public shiting mug.

Shitfinger

v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).

This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.

"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.

Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.

Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
by SnacksCCM September 26, 2018
mugGet the Shitfinger mug.

shitshifter

somebody/something/creature that changes the form of shit while a person is shitting in the toilet, the creature moves so fast that it looks like shit is forming itself!
allah is a known shitshifter and satan and baphomet, they all work together to keep people blind from the gospel of jesus
by in the name of jesus January 16, 2011
mugGet the shitshifter mug.

shitling

I was in so much pain the I had to push out a shitling
by Juan scott September 30, 2017
mugGet the shitling mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email