shagmaster

Someone who is really good at sex

I'd go back for more - he/she's a real shagmaster. You could learn a lot from him/her

by Dave July 8, 2003

shitmate

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

by Mo Green April 2, 2008

Shitsaster

A moranic disaster, shitty disaster, or a disaster involving shit.

Just when I thought this couldn't get worse, you just had to make this into a shitsaster.

Man... I shouldn't have ate all those wings and drunk all that coffee. That was a recipe for shitsaster waiting to happen.

by Tinygreendot June 24, 2016

Shitmeter

A liar. A jerk. A person who talks shit. A balding cunt

Smokey Rabinson shitmeter

by BifkinTruth December 28, 2010

shitmate

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016

Shitstershowerbateshave

Shitting, then masterbating, then showering, and then finally shaving. A heavenly quartet.

Spencer: What time you want to head out tonight?
Asher: I have to shitstershowerbateshave tonight, so probably not until 10.

by ashdaddy2662 July 10, 2021

shitsterpiece

Something that is so shitty or bad that it is engraved in your head. It is usually one of those things where its,"so bad it's good." Another way of using it is to describe an event that didn't go well.

"dude, that party was such a shitsterpiece!"

by bebehans September 25, 2021