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Shitfinger

The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.
Anne's face was priceless when Ken gave her the Shitfinger before her wedding picture was taken.
by Fred Garvin MP February 12, 2009
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shitindoodle

1.An appropriate swear word for one who is extremely girly.

2.Also, appropriate when trying to sound innocent while simultaneously swearing because of some misfortune.

This phrase is better when said loudly in a public place, so that one can laugh at the fact that shitindoodle was just said with their friends.

This phrase is usually preceded by a pause so that one can consciously become aware of the misfortune that just occurred.

The main reason that this phrase is so funny is because it is such a stupid thing to say!

Saying this phrase can also be used as a distraction when you are trying to avoid something like, remembering that you owe someone money. Simply say the word and the conversation will go off on a tangent that will allow, for example, your friend who you owe money, to forget about that money momentarily.
ex. person1- "hey weren't you suppose to pay me back for last Friday?"

person2-". . .pause. . . (crap hes right! I do owe him money!) Shitindoodle!"

person1- " What the hell did you just say?"

person2- "shitindoodle, why?"

*The conversation will now most likely not return to the money that person2 oes person1
by hiphopbreakdancingdog July 16, 2010
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Shitfinger

A driver who impedes traffic flow because he or she has his or her fingers up the ass (either figuratively or actually)instead of on the wheel.
Move over Shitfinger, this is a 50 mph zone and you're blocking traffic doing 30.
by bardolino December 27, 2008
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shitfinger

A homosexual man, who wears a beret and dirty plimsoles.

Otherwise known as "fanny dodger."
You dirty infected little shitfinger!

Dont look at me like that you little shitfinger!
by Peter McMillan April 2, 2008
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shitfinger

A person that has become the lowest possible excuse for existence.
Ian is a total shitfinger.
by S Hayes June 11, 2003
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Shitminded

The state of being extremely stoned. Equivalent to the term "shitfaced" but when high instead of drunk.
I smoked 4 grams weed alone that day and got completely shitminded.
by TheBEAST205 January 29, 2009
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