dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal

Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.

by Kieran King January 8, 2009

Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

Shit in a box

Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.

I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.

by Springa December 4, 2020

jack in the box shit

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.

" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.

by Mark W Stack January 16, 2008

shit box

a place where people go to let out magical things

wow bro i really needa use the shit box

by daddy christ is in you. December 3, 2020

Shit-boxed

Being barraged by something powerful in a videogame as soon as you spawn in for no reason.

Guy1: *spawns in a random GTA server and gets blown up by a MkII Opressor in under 2 mins*
"Dude! I just spawned in and I already got shit-boxed! this game is so unbalanced!

Guy2: Sounds like a skill issue to me.

by MP_Yamodo Kamodo December 7, 2022

Shit box

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“ Trevor Chanston, 4incheslive, hell yea pound that shit box, get err done”

by BoxstateG February 5, 2025