shipoopy

A girl thats hard to get. Doesnt put out easliy. For those reasons shes a keeper

That shipoopy didnt kiss me on the first date.

by Daymous February 2, 2006

shiboner

A boner that is epic in magnitude. A chronic boner that can be embarrassing, especially if speaking in front of a large audience in sweat pants. It sometimes takes many hours or several buckets of ice water to recede.

That Indian girl at the frat party gave me a huge shiboner last night.

by Gunzilla April 1, 2009

shpongle

A trance music group.

Shpongle is quite groovy...

by orphic January 17, 2003

shimonaway

1- The gibberish a drunken man yells when he does not understand what he is saying in a Las Vegas casino on New Years Eve.

My drunk friend yelled, "SHIMONAWAY!!" as he ran around.

by Sethdawg March 5, 2008

shipnotized

When you "fall in love" with a person on a cruise ship. They seem so dreamy and perfect until the cruise is over, then you realize they are just another shit head and only seemed nice due to the lavish surroundings on the cruise.

"How did you hook up with him, hes a fat slob"
"I was shipnotized"

by click commando October 30, 2013

Shimon

Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.

Ex:

Jack: Wow did u see that catch last night?

Matt: Yeah, it was Shimon.

by Insane OBJ February 23, 2017

shitonymity

The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.

After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.

Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?

by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011