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Competitive swimmer

A person who is part fish. They don't have much time for a social life because they are constantly in the pool training, or outside of the pool, eating.
"Hey do you want to see if Sean can come to the movies?" asked Justin

"No man, he's a competitive swimmer, he won't have time." Replied Oliver.
by Robofish May 14, 2015
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swimmer hair

Dry, highly damaged hair that has been bleached by exessive exposure to sun and chlorine.

See water polo hair
I have really bad swimmer hair during the summer.
by Hey its Brittany August 3, 2006
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shammer

The act of not giving a damn and doing as little as possible.
Shammers are usually lazy people that smoked lots of weed back in the day and joined the Army, thus becoming shit bags and shamming out on everything. Shammers also carry around a belief of FBGM.
by Remised July 1, 2011
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simmer

"Jessica, just needs to simmer."
"I might just simmer at home tonight."
"Just simmer down."
by GStylls May 23, 2006
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simmer down pot roast

A phrase used to get someone to calm down and relax.
by von Goat March 27, 2009
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fake swimmer

Someone that does summer league and goes on social media and posts like they actually are committed to the sport. These people will usually try to pull off many comments and actions that a real swimmer would typically do/ say such as eating excessive amounts of food, shaving, buying tech suits, and having numerous pairs of goggles. These kids haven't broken 30 in their 50 free and don't even look like that's what's going to happen. Most times these kids are unathletic and too lazy to club swim in the winter. These kids have never and will never qualify for the end of season championship.
Swimmer 1: Did you see Bob's Instagram post?

Swimmer 2: Yeah, he's such a fake swimmer.
Swimmer 1: I agree! He hasn't even broken 30 in his 50 free!
Swimmer 2: That's pretty pothetic
by shout out to all my pears August 9, 2015
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simmer down

simmer down - in northen england meaning to 'calm down'
That girl looks like shes in a rage! 'simmer down' love!
by yeiizcool November 14, 2010
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