A drunken state of being induced either by playing excessive amounts of beer pong, bullshit pyrimid, or by consuming a very high proof liquor using a "chug mug."
Shellaced is not only a state of being, but also a state of mind, in which one becomes completely obsessed with making it to the frats, the rugby house, or any other nightly house party in which there will be inevitably more drinking.
Origin: Our 7 foot long beer pong table had to be sealed with shellac to protect its superior paint-job. the word just stuck thereafter.
Shellaced is not only a state of being, but also a state of mind, in which one becomes completely obsessed with making it to the frats, the rugby house, or any other nightly house party in which there will be inevitably more drinking.
Origin: Our 7 foot long beer pong table had to be sealed with shellac to protect its superior paint-job. the word just stuck thereafter.
Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Danieley J103 for some beer pong on thier sweet-ass table? I bet we'll get amazingly shellaced!
Person 2: Nah I can't man, I was over there last Sunday and those girls got me completely shellaced before they had finished thier first game of bullshit pyrimid.
Person 2: Nah I can't man, I was over there last Sunday and those girls got me completely shellaced before they had finished thier first game of bullshit pyrimid.
by Lisa-Ann-Denny September 20, 2005
Get the Shellaced mug.Someone who takes large objects up the pooper then sucks them clean. Then meets up with a Diehl for some afternoon delight that involves whips, a Sigfreid and Roy DVD, three gerbles, his mothers undies, taco meat, a nine iron and 3 pills of valium which he uses as a supository for euphoric effects around the anus area. A Shillack has never gotten a boner from a girl... ever. The only thing that gets a shillack off are Chippendale dancers and pictures of Lance Bass.
Last time I invited a shillack over, my valium perscription was missing and he was wearing his moms panties on his head.
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You idiot! How did you fall for that shellacking?
For that wet willy, I'm gonna shellack you so hard!
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For that wet willy, I'm gonna shellack you so hard!
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