Shelfer

When you’re a 30+ year old women who hasn’t been married yet or not in a relationship. She’s what’s left on the “shelf”

Oh you set your tinder to 30+?

Yeah, all the left over Shelfers are there

by youfoundmeonreddit April 3, 2022

Crack-shelled

To snap, or instantly be angered insuch short of a time,later on forgetting what it's about and the damage set in before you know what is going on.

Hey dude, that was the same guy that crack-shelled yesterday and now he's acting like nothing happened at all.

by DakineWordGuru May 10, 2011

Urban Selfedit

To use the the Urban Dictionary edit page to publish words you added.

Check out the word sexslur. I urban selfedit it.

by failbogzs February 14, 2012

dick-shelved

When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.

Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.

by Damastta July 9, 2012

Turtle Shelled

Usually will happen when it's cold out and your balls shrivel up nice and tight to get warm. (The wrinkles look like the pattern that a turtle shell could have)

I gotta go inside now, its cold, I'm turtle shelled.

by Herbert G. WALLCE March 1, 2019

Soft-shelled

Derogatory slang used to refer to a person feeling micro-aggressed who, in-turn, macro-aggresses.

Male: Don't call me cis male gender. It's dehumanizing.

Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!

Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*

by Mr Jiggles le kek August 17, 2020

Ernie Shelled

The act of being manipulated into believing the lies of a badussy smelling, highway running, meth taking, little armed con man that shows text book characteristics of being a predator.

I got Ernie Shelled out of my disability check.

by Mike Nutsitch June 13, 2024