shoffie

more sugar than coffie

man this coffie is fucking sweet what is it ,shoffie ?

by buba_da_shit December 17, 2009

sheffer

Slang term for pedophile

Herbert from down the street is such a sheffer.

by Osama bin Queefin' March 27, 2023

Upper Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.

Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.

Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom

by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014

Brooks of Sheffield

In Charles Dicken's "David Copperfield", Mr. Murdstone refers to David as "Brooks of Sheffield." This is a play on words using the verb form of "Brook" meaning "to endure" and David's home town, Sheffield. Mr. Murdstone is interested in David's mother, but sees him as something to be endured, or put up with.

I took the
opportunity of asking if she was at all acquainted with Mr. Brooks of Sheffield , but she answered No, only she supposed he must be a
manufacturer in the knife and fork way.

by The Fool of Emmaus March 9, 2009

Sheffield United

Biggest club in Sheffield and Yorkshire. Gods club, supported all over the world for their fantastic football and winning ways.

Sheffield is red and white.

*Do you support Sheffield Wednesday?
**nah their tinpot wankers, I support Sheffield United, like everyone should
*cheers pal I will too and I’ll tell my mates about them
** no problem, biggest club in Yorkshire

by Sheffield Lad February 20, 2020

Brooks of Sheffield

An imaginary character in the novel David Copperfield by Charles Dickens. Mr. Murdstone refers to him while talking over little Davy's head to his friends about his pursuance of Davy's mother.

"Quinion," said Mr. Murdstone, "take care, if you please. Somebody's sharp."
"Who is?" asked the gentleman, laughing.
I looked up, quickly; being curious to know.
"Only Brooks of Sheffield," said Mr. Murdstone.

David Copperfield, p. 27

by english_lit_mistress July 31, 2006

Sheffield United

literally translated from the welsh origin, sheffield united means shit pot and bramall lane was built by nazi communists in 1994 and of course, bramall means not as good as sheffield wednesday in german.

-been to bramall lane recently?
-yeah, what a bag of wank.
- Sheffield United all over really.

by GAZISGREAT January 18, 2009