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Chalk Sheets

When you cum on your bed sheets and dont clean them up. After a while it will dry up and look like chalk.
Oi, Riley's got chalk sheets!
by ClungeFarmer February 5, 2020
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bloody sheets

When a couple consumates their marriage in some cultures, they display the "bloody sheets" to prove the girl's virginity prior to the marriage. Often girl's bring pig blood to the honeymoon bed if she's not a virgin or is afraid she won't bleed because she has torn her hymen through other means.

Sometimes used to indicate a girl was a virgin before having sex.
She proudly hung the bloody sheets outside the hotel window for her family and friends to see after she made love to her new husband for the first time.

Yeah, we finally hooked up last night and wound up with bloody sheets.
by BRD October 24, 2004
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muddy sheets

The muddy sheets is an exotic and erotic sexual maneuver, involving a man, woman, and the man's best friend. You begin by fucking your lady friend in the ass via doggy style while under the sheets of your best friend's bed. She begins to get tired out when you donkey punch her hopefully initiating the washing machine. IF the first punch does not grant the desired effect, punch repeatedly. Mid seizure she will begin shitting all over the covers, in which case you GET OUT OF THERE. Make sure to yell as loudly as possible when running away, kind of like a dying goat. This will create the muddy sheets effect for your best friend when he comes home and finds a passed out chick in a shit covered bed. Bon apetite!
Ethan was shocked and appauled to find Kasi, his ex-lover, in some muddy sheets, right after Kevin ran out of his room yelling "BAAAAGHGGHHHHHHAHAWH"
by Senoir Mud May 15, 2008
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spin the sheets

"I guess I'm about ready to close my eyes and spin the sheets"
by vuck January 31, 2010
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Hooker Sheets

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.
Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.
by ripplewalk October 26, 2011
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split the sheets

1. to get a divorce. 2. divide property and other belongings after a divorce
1. Dick & Jane decided to split the sheets.
2. Dick & Jane decided which of the property they wanted after the divorce and they divided up the property equally between them. Dick & Jane each took half the dishes and they split the sheets equally between themselves.
by Dale Thomas September 20, 2008
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three sheets to the wind

to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship's sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.
Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Doug's party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on.
by Bejammin H August 15, 2008
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