shattastic

Something fantastic that involes William Shatner.

Man, that new show Show Me The Money is really shattastic!

by b48b January 13, 2007

Omaha Anus Shatterer

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.

Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.

by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010

shattered dreams

Goldust's trademark move. You put your opponent's legs behind the 2nd rope after he/she's trapped in the corner, you back up, run, and kick him/her between the legs.

Jerry: OMG! Goldust did the Shattered Dreams on Sable!

by ChoujinkiMetalder March 31, 2005

shatting

shitting + chatting = shatting

I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING

LAPTOP ON TOILET = SHATTING

http://shatting.ytmnd.com

by baconizer March 16, 2009

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

Shatsturbation

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.

After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.

by prosperoust February 4, 2009

Shatastic

A word used when shit is about to go down or has gone down.

"Things are about to get Shatastic"!

"Last night was shatastic"!

"When the shat goes down...you better be ready"...

by Melodrama5 September 9, 2010