shattle

to get off work earlier than a mate and rub it in their face

"shattles amy you crackhead - im fucking offski"

by shatmister April 29, 2009

Sittable

A seat of any kind that is mildly damaged (whether it be a crack or a broken leg, etc.) but is not damaged to the point where it is not able to be used.

I accidentally put a crack in a chair in the children's section of the library, but it isnt splintered. It's sittable.

by BlueHandedMage August 10, 2019

Shattle

A combination of the words shat + tattle. To tell a person about someone else's dump or blowing up of a bathroom.

Frank: "I didn't even go into the bathroom yesterday, but I could smell Brett blowing it up in there!"
Tom: "Didn't you shattle on Bill last week? These guys are gross!"

by fhoenyx March 16, 2018

satable

shit in Romanian

You're full of satable!

by Adrianos Zapatas July 5, 2014

Shattleballoon

Small satchel in which one would keep all of there daily Mary Jane smoking accessories in.

Yo bro! did you remember your Shattleballoon?

by stoner round the corner June 21, 2011

satiable

Able to be satisfied

Jimmy was so horny around his hot friend, he couldn’t last any longer around her. He then went to the room and busted a nut. Jimmy’s erection was satiable after all.

by EatThatPussy441 May 5, 2018

Shattletale

Someone who constantly shattles on others

Frank: "Did you Brett blew up the bathroom down the hall again!"
Tom: "Are you the bathroom police or just a shattletale?"

by fhoenyx May 13, 2018