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Sharpie

A fishing term used to classify an elite angler who always seems to be in the right place at the right time because he is always "on the fish". His prowess is so keyed in that you could put a sharpie in the worst possible fishing environment (weeds, snow, hurricane winds...), and he will still catch a trophy fish because he knows something that no one else knows, exactly how to present which lure/bait in which conditions to attract any fish that are present.
I was at the beach yesterday and there were 20 other guys and no one could catch a cold...except Adam, he's a real sharpie on the surf, I think they started called him the fish whisperer after his 7th bass
by Bassmaster427 November 15, 2010
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sharpie

The sort of thing you look up, when you are sitting at your desk, and see an actual sharpie, and are so bored that you decide to look it up, to see what other losers wrote about it, because if you dont know the definition anyways you are a dumbf***k
by noflyway99 February 26, 2005
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Sharpie in the pooper!

A common request to camwhores on 4chan asking what objects anonymous would like seen in any given orfice of her body. Unfortunatly, the camwhore never delivers pictures.
Camwhore: What does anon want in my pooper?
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!

Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.
by maxatron July 30, 2009
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Sharpie Houdini

A thot that gets sharpies stuck in her vagina
Yo sharpie Houdini when is that sharpie going to reappear.
by Johnny fuck face November 25, 2017
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Sharkied

To be Sharkied is to work in a restaurant and have a customer come in 5 minutes before closing and order food.
Goddammit, a new table just got here. We just got Sharkied. FML.
by Axisradio.ca October 16, 2019
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Sharpie Ass

When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.
"Sorry I took so long in the shitter bro, I had sharpie ass."
by Bootyboi98 January 6, 2020
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shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.
Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.
by THDaddy March 18, 2008
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