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Shark week and chill

It's where you ask to hangout with your most favorite person and devote an entire week to watching sharks and eatting yummy food like you're shark!
Hey Bob! Do you want to Shark week and chill? Shark week starts July 26!
by Mr háñdsòme June 30, 2023
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Shark Week

Another term to describe a females monthly visitor. Usually because it is associated with a lot of blood and aggression.
Don't you just love celebrating Shark Week every month???
by Octanex December 28, 2022
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Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ instead of my Whocheee
My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days
by Thenry June 19, 2023
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Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
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Shark week

When something is really fun/ really cool/ really good
That tailgate yesterday was soo shark week
by Bootypoopop October 6, 2021
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Shark week

The time of the month when every girl gets really bad mood swings and continue to cry over absolutely nothing, the average female will have the ability to eat an unhealthy amount of food and not go up a few ibs
“Hey are you okay?” AM I OKAY????? NO IM NOT OKAY ITS SHARK WEEK!!!!!
by Xoxo..x.gossipgirl October 2, 2022
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Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ
My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days
by Thenry June 19, 2023
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