Crazy Shammy

Noun
Definitions:

1) Someone who doesn't have a bloody facking clue and loves talkin' shite.
2) Someone who is as rare as fookin' horse shite and is fackin' clean off it.
1) "Oi you! Your on the wrong side off the fookin' escalator ya Crazy Shammy Cunt ye! To hell with you, you rotten b*****d! Your as thick as two short planks ye aul git ye!”
2)"Ahhh what was dat for Crazy Shammy ye oul rotten hag ye! Your fookin' out of it like a bag of fookin' shit lying out in Fermanagh !"
2)"Aww fook there's bolock Crazy Shammy out again, counting them manky oul Friesian's" What did i tell that oul bastid? She's no show cow but shed do for a ride around the house!"
by DoomQuack May 18, 2015
mugGet the Crazy Shammymug.

Hand Shammy

that jewish girl gave me the best hand shammy of my life.
by 707CASA November 1, 2008
mugGet the Hand Shammymug.

Shammy Splash Zone

1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.
My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.
by europolice March 23, 2010
mugGet the Shammy Splash Zonemug.

shimmy shammied

When someone is really drunk or incoherent on drugs and they speak to you in slurred speech they are referred to as: "Shimmy Shammied"
"Dude, see that guy puking in the garbage can? He tried to talk to me earlier but he is too shimmy shammied."
by suzanne081804 March 13, 2007
mugGet the shimmy shammiedmug.

SHAMMY DOODLE

Shammy doodle meaning simply when condonation has built up on a window and you proceed to draw a picture using your finger.
by Dogshit Dave May 24, 2022
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Shammied

Taking someone else's potato fries using hands which have been used to eat food soaked in a variety of sauces.
Friend A takes Friend Bs fries with a hand full of sauce infecting the remaining plate of fries. "Oh man, just got shammied"
by MrHygiene March 25, 2013
mugGet the Shammiedmug.

Shimmy Shammy

He pulled a "SHIMMY-SHAMMY" and "QUIT" CAMPAIGNING because China deal Joe knew the *FIX was IN PLACE!
Boy, what a shimmy shammy he just tried to pull over us, would you believe it? Oh, Mary Beth, sorry I forgot you don't know alot of things but a shimmy shammy is illicit activity claims although completely baseless
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020
mugGet the Shimmy Shammymug.

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