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Jesus Suffering Fuck

Scottish saying in agression
*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK
by Russell November 18, 2003
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earth shattering

When something is so amazing that it changes your world. Another way of saying mind blowing, or fucking amazing.
Jeremy Lin's win streak is Earth Shattering!
by ashack April 10, 2012
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labyrinth of suffering

the labyrinth = suffering + doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you + pain.
alaska young questions miles halter, from john green's looking for alaska, “How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!” which is a quote from one of alaska's life library books. to which miles later answers with, "The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive."
alaska: "how will i ever escape this labyrinth of suffering?"
miles: "the only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive."
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suffering

Sometimes stems from hate, usually stems from natural causes.

For many people or one person to be have pain caused unto him
Loads of people are starving, it r sad. If only governments decided it is a good idea to not let food rot in granaries to increase it's cost and improve their ability to extort the populace.
by waffle November 12, 2003
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LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.
"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."
by LenKu Amada May 10, 2004
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Suffering Bastard

A beverage made popular by the Trader Vic's establishments. Served in a Tiki Mug depicting a Moai(Easter Island Statue - pronounced 'mo-eye') holding his head as though he's got a killer headache(thus-suffering). The classic Suffering Bastard contains 1 part gin, 1 part rum, 1/2 part lime juice, dash of bitters, 1 part ginger ale, served over ice.
Barkeep, I'll have a Suffering Bastard!
by Shani T. October 3, 2005
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earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.
Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.
by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015
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