swaffer

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

Saffer

South African. Originates from the way some Londoners pronounce "Saff Africa". (Mainly used in England, esp. London)

There are enough southern hemisphere rugby players in the Guinness Premiership to make a team of only Saffers, Kiwis and Aussies!

by totiboy January 13, 2010

Skaffer

A weasel that steals money from mates mothers.

That skaffer kid is a right twat

by trosoman July 10, 2012

Shafter

A man that does not like the head of his dick played with during sex, but would rather have the main focus on his shaft.

Oh, no, my boyfriend doesn't like when I play with the head of his cock, he's more of a shafter.

by Em1lyJ4mes March 27, 2019

Schaffering it

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited

Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"

by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021

Spaffer

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

Shaeffer

A guy that makes every chick wet and horny

That guy is a shaeffer, cause im so horny!!

by darkice1125 December 24, 2009