SABOD

Suck a bag of dicks. A term used to express displeasure towards an individual, or group of individuals.

Johnny: "Hey Kyle, buy me a beer."
Kyle: "SABOD."

by humannamedjim March 25, 2008

family sabotage

When you're single, your parents and married siblings, often with children, are demanding of your time. They expect you to attend their functions or aid them with little or no notice, and with little or no appreciation. Since you don't have a spouse or children, they incorrectly assume that you're not as busy as them. Work, social events, dating, and friendships suffer because of it. This prevents you from getting even because it impedes your search for a mate with whom you can procreate. It's difficult to ever get retribution, especially as a youngest child. This is common with ethnicities with strong family bonds who use guilt to maintain closeness, such as, italians, mexicans, armenians, indians, persians, and jews.

Heather: Hey Jenny, are you going to the match.com event tonight?
Jenny: I can't, family sabotage, I have to help my niece with her homework tonight.

James: Dude, are you going to Stephanie's birthday party tonight?
Henry: Ugh, no, family sabotage, I have to babysit my nephew.

by Thunder Stone October 27, 2013

shaboo

depending on the tone of voice and the inflection of the speaker, there are multiple interpretations:

1) an expression of dismay, delight or surprise.
2) an outburst when confronted with unbearable cuteness

"You lost your job? Wow, shaboo."
"Is that a baby mongoose? Shaboo!"

by whatsherlips September 4, 2009

seabossin

Seabossin is the act of lying. Basically another word for lying to somebody or make a dumb excuse.

Guy #1: Dude I just died because my TV's battery came out
Guy #2: Dude stop seabossin

by 6.9.6.9.6.9 December 7, 2019

Self-Sabotaging

One who keeps screwing things up for themselves. Usually not on purpose.

God why did I blurt that out to him? I need to stop self-sabotaging my life.

by YES123456789 April 20, 2011

House Shaboom

When Trick-or-Treating, as someone opens the door to give you candy, you run through their house. This act is usually followed by exiting the house naked, while leaving the owner a "Trick-or-Treat Surprise" on their couch and/or pillows.

Person A- Dude, I'll House Shaboom those people if you pay me $20.

Person B- If I had $20, I'd pay you to do it.

by aMpLiFiEd Clan November 7, 2012

Shabootiquiqui

A dood who has a wierd name but doesn't care: He makes it sound cool. Shaboot for short.

Gerl 1: Wut its Shabootiquiqui
Shaboot: Yeah arent i great?
Gerls up to 3.926 million: OMG ITS DUH SHABOOT!!!

by Pooky Chips December 17, 2017