Shab Job

The opposite of the phrase "not too shabby." To perform certain tasks like a freaking idiot. When common sense is too overwhelming for you to bear that you mess up the easiest of tasks.

Max: did you see Carl try to paint today
Jason: yeah that was a total Shab Job

by CrockDundee April 14, 2014

Shab

Being regular, basic, nothing special

Everybody going crazy for that new skinny girl she bout shabber than a mf.

by woewy August 3, 2019

Shab

When a gay boy named kyle, comes up to you, and says; "do you want to have sex ? But afterwards you have to shove my dick in a monster can."

Bro I asked this girl for a shab

Bro ?
I'm circumcised now

by Pimpsimpin May 12, 2020

Shab

A person who has natural abs similar to "sharkboy" abs. Usually reserved and distant in nature, but is a great human and is decievingly powerful.

G1: "He's cute but he's kind of introverted"
G2: "Don't you know?, he's a Shab, you should ask him out."

by SuperHotAbsBro December 5, 2022

Shab

A combination of a shot and a dab

I could go for a shab right about now.

by Honeybeecatcher November 26, 2021

shab

A name for people who are cracked at Fortnite, jacked, and can bench 225. He always plays Fortnite when you need him

Wow I aspire to be a shab one day

Im so cool I saw a shab walking down the street

by rbeast12 November 8, 2023

shab grub

The food one has on Shabbat.

“Hey mum, what’s for supper tonight?”
“We have some leftover shab grub if you want”
“aight snoom that’s cold”

by still/styll March 4, 2025