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Sextou

"Sextou" is a Brazilian expression meaning that the weekend has officially started.

"Sexta" is a short version of "sexta-feira", which means Friday in Portuguese. "Sextou" is a derivatino of this word and would become, in a free translation, "fridayed".
At 5pm, after work you'd celebrate like: "Sextou"
by Tech No Logy April 12, 2019
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carlo von sexron

He's the man, the legend, the king. Ginger Elvis, King Baby Duck, and J Ho, it's all one man. He's a great dancer, likes long walks on the beach, and will fuck your day up if you cross him. He'll blow your mind with his music, then blow his load on your mom. His name is Josh Homme, and he (probably) approves of this message.
Dood 1: I just got back from the Eagles of Death Metal show.
Dood 2: SICK! Did Carlo Von Sexron seduce you with his drums?
Dood 1: Nah, he wasn't there. He was probably fucking your mom.
Dood 2: Fuck man, I wish I was as cool as him...
by whorehopper July 21, 2016
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port seton skatepark

a place where scooters go to annoy folk, scream like 2 year olds when there 15. a place where a"mole hill" is a tiny wee bump.... a place that paints a big fucking turtle on the shitty flat blank. a place where nelson spraffs alod of shite saying his scooter is worth more that everything in existence. a place that is so shit thats its good..... plus on a good day u might see a unicorn
today i saw some epic turtle on the bank at port seton skatepark! OH A FUCKING UNICORN DUUUUUDDDEEEE
by sittinchrisey April 7, 2013
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sadie saxton

The "nasty bitch" on awkward. She's actually freakin hysterical, especially when she makes fun of Jenna. Her punch line is "You're welcome", which she usually says after insulting someone. Also known for flipping almost every single person on the show off. Can't keep a steady boyfriend to save her life, but does have one friend, only because she's incredibly stupid and will do whatever Sadie tells her to.

Sadie: "Get used to it. Sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome."
Jenna: (looks down awkwardly but also shamefully because she knows it's true)
Sadie: "Get used to it. Sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome."
Jenna: (looks down awkwardly but also shamefully because she knows it's true

Guy: Wow, that Sadie Saxton is a bitch, but I love her at the same time!
by ARTPOPGaGa February 7, 2015
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Urban Sextionary

What the name of this site should actually supposed to be.
Urban dictionary is ruined as 99.999% of the definitions are related to sex. It should be renamed to Urban sextionary.
by Saitama 777 November 19, 2020
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Sexting

A very crude way to get your partner or yourself sexually aroused, typically done through explicit text or suggestive photos, at times even nude. Whereas sallying is the same, but better!!!
Lola: omg you'll never guess what happened!! I was sexting with John last night and he sent me a picture of his dick!
Julia: Ew, sexting can be so gross. You should find a good guy who can sally you! it's the same, but even better!
by W&R September 10, 2011
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Sexting

Where teens send pictures of themselfs naked on their phones and everyone finds out.
"Dude, did you hear Mary is SEXTING now..."
by juju123 March 11, 2009
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