Monkey Sex

Sex with a monkey.

I had Monkey Sex last night.

by Barry Odoms July 19, 2003

Monkey Sex

what a lot of french and canadian people have every day

that frenchman does great monkey sex

by Towelie March 6, 2005

Crazy Monkey Sex

BECAUSE WE ARE HIGH.

lololol.
abbreviation - cms.
SUBSTITUTE CMS WITH IT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE.

I want it.

(I WANT CRAZY MONKEY SEX)

LOLOLOLOL

by jiminesh hoeplease. May 2, 2009

Monkey Sex

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs you're really out here playing like monkey sex.

by Jayke903 October 5, 2019

shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007

Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys

ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“

by virxtuaI August 7, 2022