Sexy Semen

when you cum inside of a girl wearing supreme and she wipes her ass with a supreme headband

Sanjay: man that's some sexy semen

by Linkos108 May 5, 2019

sement mixer

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.

"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."

by jFET January 19, 2014

manually express semen

To masturbate to completion. Jacking off to orgasm.

I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Semen Demon

A slut with an insatiable voracity for warm semen.

I spied a semen demon skulking around the dimly lit frat house furtively grabbing at cock.

by bloomy121147 December 24, 2009

Semen Ospenis

Any gymgoer who is buff asf and takes roids

Semen Ospenis is big asf

by Bicep Bros co. September 6, 2019

Awkward Seminar

Of or pertaining to a phenomenon that often occurs in the minds of mentally challenged individuals that causes them to fabricate meaningless terms (usually sexual in nature.) These non existent terms have no meaning and are often inserted in casual conversation by the challenged individual in an attempt to fit into uncomfortable social situations where they often have little or no intelligence to contribute.

I work with a guy who needs to get on medication for his Awkward Seminar, he always says the most meaningless stuff and nobody knows what he is talking about.

by Rack 33 September 20, 2009

San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014