semen

Men who work on the sea; sailors.

There's seamen lying everywhere!

by The Orange Puppet November 15, 2003

semen

boybutter

Tony squirted boybutter on Kelly's immense, white, pasty, whalelike tummy!

by KB October 8, 2003

semen

A mispelling of seven.

Its seVen, not seMen!

by Clinker November 7, 2007

semen

dad's salt

Do not put semen in that can!

by John D. April 29, 2004

semen

semen is white liquid that goes into a women after you pop her cherry and it fertilizes to the egg and helps you get a baby and the white cumshot that shoots out the bell end on your dobber(meaning for a dick)after you pull off

you fucking pansie bastards we are gonna talk about seamen ok seamen swims in the bucket trying to save a poor child after 9 months you cunts the person it saved ''CUMS'' if you know what i mean out the bucket so you gonks thats seamen are now go play with that semen in the minge you wankers (joke made by lucas bolton A.K.A Jackroll)

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

Semen

A perfectly acceptable substitute for mayonnaise

Person one: Do you have any mayonnaise?
Person two: No, but I have a ton of semen

by Totallynotcolelol December 24, 2019

semen

oyster

His humongous oyster required she be given the Heimlich maneuver.

by KB October 8, 2003