semen

The white, sweet-and-sour fluid that shoots from the penis of a man.
Claire M's lover's semen was all over the bed after they were finished that night.
by Claire .B.M. February 29, 2004
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semenate

Man last night I semenated all over my girls stomack
by bmm213 June 29, 2009
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semen

the creamy white stuff that when you bend over in the shower it gets shot in your ass
oh boy today james plugged my ass with semen i wont shit for weeks
by Devin Demaine April 23, 2004
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semen

by Galkan Sausage August 16, 2003
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semenated

"man that guy semenated all over her back!"
by jack o June 24, 2008
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semen

Acts as a nutrient pill or vitamin and also whitens your teeth!
Wow, her teeth are white, she must swallow a lot of semen. Ya, id like to stick my cock in that.

Man1: Oh she is really fit, i bet she takes vitamins
Man2: No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!
by Jeffrey Johnson (MJ) September 18, 2005
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Semenitis

A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.
Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.
by jtcjr13 August 06, 2009
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