Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019

Silvespio

Silvespio is the slash ship of Silver the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon, both from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Also goes by the name of Espilver, but one can argue Silvespio rolls off the tongue more. Most often accompanied with LGBTQ+ headcanons for the two of them, if not more than them two.

Person 1: Who do you ship Silver with?
Person 2: I ship Blazilver.
Person 3: I ship Silvespio.

by TealKit January 28, 2022

hanging shelves

going out to a girlfriend or boyfriend's house for clandestinedsexual activities

My brother said his dad was going over to his girlfriend's house (at 10pm) to help build some stuff she purchased from Home Depot. I said "hmmm, hanging shelves, huh??"

by Tia Tequila November 26, 2007

sylvester middle school

“thoughts on jeevan?”

sylvester middle school kid on snap: “slide up, don’t be boring”
annoying ass nigga: “thoughts on jeevan?”

by sylvester sucks March 26, 2019

Selfesbian

Gal madly in love with herself....

She aint need no boy friend she is selfesbian

by devd December 26, 2009

Josh Silvester

Josh, Short for Joshua, A tall and slim gentleman with a dry sense of humour. Silvester another word for Jester which gives away his comedy side. It's a bit of a clue.

Josh also stands for (Just Obscene Sexual Hugs).

Gay Homo Sexual Geek Josh Silvester

by LarsFromMars June 5, 2011

Cut like Seles

to be cut up(upset,angered,victimised) like the great champion tennis player Monica Seles who was unfortunately and famously stabbed on court in 1993 by a deranged fan.

Matt - I only told him his girlfriend was a whore. How cut does he get!

Mick - yeah he's cut like seles.

by mick's a champ September 10, 2007