self sealer

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.

Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.

by golddustskies September 25, 2013

ms.sellers

A language arts teacher at heritage that everybody seems to hate even though she gives us really easy work

Ms.Sellers:someone who your not sure is actually qualified to be a teacher

Student:"what's for today Ms.Sellers?"
Teacher:"today we will learn objective and subjective writings"
Student: "I think your on the wrong grade hall"

by 1m_0nly_try1ng_t0_h3lp April 27, 2017

System Seller

A game that is so damn good that you go out of your way to buy an entire console for the sole purpose of playing that game.

Spiderman is such a system seller, but I'm so broke.

by RashHD June 11, 2020

Biggest Seller

When someone sells big time. To lose a opportunity when it is right in front of them. When they throw a win. (Usually happens with a mf named Zack or David)

Zack is the biggest seller. He lost the gulags and is bottom frag.

by Asianbv November 8, 2021

filly seller

1. The opposite of a silly feller
2. A seller of filly

Are you a silly feller or a filly seller

by heinous peinous February 3, 2023

shler

Shler is an astonishing, heroic, amazing, super-woman. Her inner spirit is calm and her energy soothes and spread positive feelings wherever she goes. Shler is the ideal woman. She is the kind of person that whenever she walks in to a room, the clock stops and the whole atmosphere is induced with her flourishing energy. Shler sets trends and everybody wishes they could have her swag. But the truth is, Shler is a very rare person and whoever that even comes close to standing in her light, will be overshadowed by Shler's presence, because there is only one Shler.

Shler, Amazing, beautiful, jigabooza, successful, ambitious, hot, intelligent, interesting

by Professor of Life September 29, 2013

Number 1 New York times best seller

THE THING THAT'S ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOOK (except the BIBLE)

This thing is FUCKING EVERYWHERE NUMBER 1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER MY ASS

by Averagemale97 April 8, 2019