Seaman Hick

Anybody who challenges somebody to a fight brings a gun and has a buddy back him up after he starts to get his ass kicked

I told that seaman hick that his truck looks like some shit I had drawn in 3rd grade maybe he might pull a gun and call his friends

by Thefactteller69 July 27, 2020

Seaman Sponge

A classy Seaman Receptacle.

I’m not a cum bucket…but a classy Seaman Sponge Receptacle.

by Breadfat August 5, 2022

Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.

My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.

by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022

Seaman

A wretched creature from the game of the same name. The game takes place in an alternate universe where God has died and these horrid abominations have feasted on His flesh

I used to be an athiest, but then I saw Seaman and needed a God to ask why

by Gatholic November 7, 2021

Seaman

1. (noun) - The God of Seaman; An all-wandering vagrant who seeks answers to the meaning of Seaman, through friendship, chaos, and deeming random individuals to be worthy of the title 'Seaman', or 'Seawoman'.

2. (noun) - Person who goes by the seashore, but never the sea; An inherent paradox.

1. Wow, Seaman's rant about the fragility of his latex suit that would bring great dimensional terror upon the realm should he be harmed was insanely nonsensical, but I wouldn't dare tear it open, on some amount of trust.
2. You like the beach, but not the sea? What are you, some kind of Seaman?

by Dukeggoddish March 12, 2025

Seaman

A Leonard Nemoy fish

I caught a seaman last night

by RealLifeSituationLover20002 February 17, 2023

Duncan Seaman

A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members

In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain

what if the fountain in i2-3 was a cum fountain and Artie Frost wad called Duncan Seaman

by Eyacorkett June 1, 2025