Seabassacock

a term used to describe someone who is not very good and that you are better than them. they are a special type of cock

there is no example possible so try calling some1 a seabassacock

by seabassa July 3, 2009

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Sea-Bass'd

Inserting your hand, in a fish-shaped pattern, in-between someone's thighs and rapidly slapping the inner thighs back and forth.

Getting "Sea-Bass'd" is when one individual, of genuine demeanor, approaches another individual and suddenly stops and stares at the second individual until the approached party becomes concerned and raises the alarm. Usually, this will consist of hailing the approaching party with a typical social response, e.g. "Hey", "Hello?", "what's up Man/Girl?", or perhaps if the two parties involved are not on familiar terms (which makes the sea bassing epic) "May I help you Sir/Ma'am?". At this point the party conducting the Sea Bassing quickly lowers their posture and inserts their hand, flat and erect, in-between the target's legs and slaps the inner thighs with their hand over and over again, mimicking a live fish that has, somehow, found its self outside it natural habitat and within the domain of a strange land-creature's legs. This should be continued until the approached party has retreated. If done correctly, the initiating party may exclaim: "You've just been Sea-Bassed". This is an example of a "Front-Bassing", the most difficult Sea-Bassing to accomplish since the target is fully aware of your intentions for strange activity.

by Hot-Tuna May 14, 2013

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Sebass

Midget slayer; Exterminator of little people.

That Sebass is starring at that little person.

by Tyler Roper March 28, 2008

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Seabas

The act of ditching someone or being very loud and embarrassing all of your peers and friends.Also being born with a boner.

wow don't pull a seabas you piece of shit spic beaner hoe

by Blork Lorson June 24, 2011

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Seabassing

When a person assumes that someone who's less than attractive (as per beauty standards) is catfishing them, therefore creating a very confusing compliment.

"George is totally seabassing me, there is no way that lovely pizza faced gremlin can be an actual person, he's so dreamy!"

by Postmortalrejection July 11, 2020

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