scurge

scurge is like being the scum of the earth. it is when there is nothing worse than you. you are as low as low can get. you are a disgrace to the world. you are nothing to anyone or anything. you are just flat out gross.

" the scurge of the earth "

by d-bear August 5, 2007

scurfy scramble

a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.

the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.

>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?

>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.

by elemental May 7, 2005

scurlocked

This happens if you get really wasted at a party and end up in bed with a lumpy sausage-shaped woman. When you scurry to the door you find that it is locked (hence scur+locked) and only she has the key. Thus you end up spending the night with said lumpy sausage woman. Shame on you.

Guy1: Fuck I was so high last nite I ended up with Fannie. I tried to leave but got scurlocked!
Guy2: Ahh sorry to hear that, dude. Theres some Lysol over there.

by naknumm August 29, 2007

Scurring

To avoid paying taxes

I was going to pay taxes but I would be better off scurring.

by Wrongbet March 23, 2009

Scurp

1. Verb(v) purposefully ambiguous action word used to indicate an act or event.

2. noun (N) a significant quantity of chewing tobacco (dip) that one would use for enjoyment purposes or used to feed a raging habit.

This term was Originally coined in northern Massachusetts and has become popular with those who enjoy the outdoors.

1. "Hey Conner, what are you up to?
"Not much, just scurpin"

2. "yo let me bumb a scurp"

"okay" - guy tosses another guy can/ tin of dip.

by Baldweezy March 28, 2015

nerd scurvy

Another name for Vitamin D deficiency. Comes from computer nerds not getting enough sunlight.

He's been at his computer for months without sunlight and it is affecting his health. Must be Nerd Scurvy.

by NerdScurvy March 12, 2014

taco-scurvy

a deep sadness and longing caused by a lack of restaurants with good tacos, characterized by sadness at meals and general malaise. Became common in the 21st century as more people from California migrated to the population centers of the globe that are barren wastelands of great Mexican food.

I talked to Josh today, he sounded really off, took a while to get to the bottom of it, he is suffering from taco-scurvy. Amsterdam is a barren wasteland when it comes to good Mexican food. He should get on the first flight back to LA.

by iceberg5xx June 17, 2020