scurmudgeon

The greasy, sometimes salty mixture of sweat, dead skin, hair, died urine or smegma, dingleberries, and motor oil that accumulates under the clothing of someone who hasn't showered in several weeks. The color varies from pale yellow to a yellowish-brown and had an odor reminiscent of deep fryer grease, gasoline, and taco seasoning.

Not to be confused with curmudgeon.

"Dude, will you please take a fucking bath? I can smell your scurmudgeon from like 20 feet away."

"I'm not letting you ride in my truck until you wash all that scurmudgeon off your fat ass."

by com4tablyxnumb August 18, 2013

scrumchucking

Having to take a crap badly, but holding it in due to the lack of a close bathroom.

After that chili I had for lunch, I was scrumchucking like you wouldn't believe.

by ViciouJ April 29, 2004

Scrumbelina

A particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer sex.

Have you seen that Scrumbelina that works at the Creek?..... It looks reyt tasty....

by Eppsy1 October 2, 2016

Scrumdidilydumcious

A Very delicious thing

That was scrumdidilydumcious

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 26, 2019

scrumboliosis

A medical condition when no other medical conditions are applicable

When a man’s vagina hurts, he has scrumboliosis.

by daddy wil April 8, 2022

Scrumdiddlyumptious

When it's so good, you gotta add extra letters to the word

Damn dawg these chips are scrumdiddlyumptious

by Roller Skate Mouse December 4, 2022

Scrumbly

Unorganized,unkempt looking,dirty or messy in apperance

the man's unshaven beard and wrinkly clothes made him look scrumbly

by George Bouton January 13, 2008