Pud Smuggler

One who knowingly allows erect penises to cross the ass border and hide in the colon

Man, look at that bow-legged dude with the rainbow tattoo. I bet he's a Pud Smuggler.

by Izheet M'drawz March 1, 2009

jellybean smuggler

A man with a very small penis (see: button on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft dick.

Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 17, 2014

Grape Smuggler

When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.

Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.

by grizzt69 January 13, 2007

Struggle Snuggle

ph, A phrase used as an endearing term for a sexual fetish for r*pe play.

A sexual fetish for those who like to use a less aggressive sounding name than "r*pe play," a slightly less intimidating term used to cause less fear around a sexual fetish which is completely consensual between parties involved.

Lee sent Jojo a text asking if she was going to visit that night.

Lee: "Jojo do you fancy coming over for a struggle snuggle tonight?"

Jojo: "hell yeah! Come pick me up!"

Lee: "Be there at 7.30pm!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020

snuggle buddy

Your best friend and/or boyfriend/girlfriend. Someone you can be close to to get warm, cuddle up with when your sad, mad, flirty etc. Someone to sit down with and watch a movie with.

she was missing her snuggle buddy so she called him so they could watch a movie together.

by smootchygirl May 20, 2009

snuggle rape

1. To snuggle and then have surprise sex

2. To snuggle while having sex

1. *snuggle* I love you so much *BAM sex*

2. They were doing it missionary so they could snuggle into eachother

Can be used in a sentence:

I'd like to snuggle rape the shit out of you

by PassionFaerie March 24, 2008

snuggle farts

The farts you have after snuggling with your significant other that you have not gotten comfortable enough with to fart next too. Usually very loud and stinky farts and done after you leave.

Man, AJ I got the bad case of snuggle farts!

by Kotta120 August 8, 2014