scumptious

A load that tastes good simply because the guy is hot. Cum that is extremely tasty and delicious sucked out of a young stud.

I saw this hot young lacrosse player at the gym and totally blew him in his car. He was so scumptious I even swallowed!

by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020

scrumptidoodles

1) You text this when you want to affirm that it's either 3 am and/or you're high and can't remember how to diplomatically admit it's 3am and/or you're high

2) you want food and/or are high
3) you are too hysterical to formulate a coherent sentence

Will: How are you all?
Finn: I just shot myself in the foot and was dishonorably discharged from the army and dumped my fiance because I was too sleepy to talk to her also I'm hungry and want a grilled cheesus
Will: ...
Finn: scrumptidoodles

by boopanije October 27, 2020

scrumption

A stupid ass word for a cookie that places use when they actually suck ass and charge too much.

"...served with petite salad and scrumption."

by bflolsx January 17, 2012

honey-glazed scrumptious pussy

A vagina that is so sweet and tight, that it would make you call up your girl and be like

"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.

Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.

Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.

John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.

by senpaikee February 17, 2022

scrumptilious

a fancier way of saying scrumptious or delicious.

- Damn that cake looks scrumptilious

by Purrincessofthecats December 8, 2020

scrumpcious

Adjective used to describe something that tastes fucking amazing. or anything else amazing or good

that hamburger was absolutely scrumpcious.

A: I got some new shoes.
B: Scrumpcious!

by Drewbylicious September 26, 2008

scrumpinstamina

adj. When a male has an excessive amount of sexual endurance. His energy is so high that he usually ends up fucking his partners into virtual stupors. One who possesses scrumpinstamina is usually multiorgasmic.

My guy has such scrumpinstamina that after I swallowed his spload he proceeded to cum six more times!!!

by Barry Flomar January 18, 2004